do you ever wonder who checks your blog everyday
how i would commentate the olympics
- me: wow you are too flexible to be human
- me: aaaaand there's a guy with a really nice butt in lane three
- me: oh she has nice abs how can i get nice abs??
- me: someone got a gold medal but idk who because i was distracted by the guy with the nice butt
- me: does anyone know the nice-butt guy's phone number?
- me: HERE'S MY NUMBER, SO CALL ME MAYBE
- me: omg his biceps are the size of my thighs
- me: i want to feel his biceps
- me: would i get fired for feeling his biceps or
- me: michael phelps you are beautiful and i want your babies
- me: RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMISED BY THAT OTHER GUY'S NICE BUTT